Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE
Hahahaha I was sitting here wondering why I hadn’t gotten a single message on my last post and then I realized I’m on the wrong account. Off to my other one I go!
one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
I need to be a professional woman who wears expensive lingerie under designer clothes
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.”
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.
“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the
ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”
Still the hands went into the air.
“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No
matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still
priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.
You are special - don’t ever forget it.”
This post always shows up in my life when I need to hear it most.
Ehehehehe Chris defeated him in two seconds flat, and then Tom said “You bastard!” to him! LOL
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
Oh hello there people. I’m going to start using this blog more often now. I’ve always been on tumblr and browsed but I think I’m going to make this blog here more personal and post photos of me, my makeup, and other things of the sort.